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Court Reporter: …(unintelligible disturbance)…

Judge: What was THAT?

Defendant: (slowly turning) Your Honor… my lawyer.

Lawyer: Objection! I—

Defendant: Counsel, please. We discussed professionalism.

Jury: (collective gasps, scattered laughter)

Judge: Order! ORDER! I will not have this courtroom descend into… whatever this is!

Bailiff: Sir, there’s… an odor situation.

Judge: That’s it! I refuse to preside over chaos and accusations of… gaseous misconduct. Case dismissed!

Gavel: SLAM

Court Reporter: Proceedings concluded due to… reasons.